January 27, 2010

Porno Conversation

WARNING-This post has been published with the sole intention to turn you off(literally or metaphorically).People who think otherwise need not read further.


Here is a short tale about A and B,both someday dream to become tycoons of a porn empire through joint venture.Their journey from being mere explorers of porn to now wanting to erect(no pun intended)a porn industry is unknown.

One breezy evening.
Location-Outside a tea stall near Chinchpokli station.

A:Lets get straight to the point,about our dream.
B:Yeah it's time to get serious.But there's one roadblock.
A:What?
B:There's no scope for porn business in India.
A:Haven't you heard of revolution.Don't worry.We'll make it big.We'll make this world a better place.Just that it should not turn out be a non-profit organisation,like an NGO for all the perverts around.
B:Look who is talking.
A:Huh?Anyways we require a lot of capital to start this project.
B:Who in his/her right mind will be ready to invest in our project.
A:We'll have to burn our own pockets then.What about actors?who will be ready to 'perform' in our movies.
B:We'll rope in Rakhi Sawant and KRK.
A:What?You're sick.
B:I'm not sick it's the world which is sick.
A:You're not a part of this world?You an alien?
B:*speechless* *curses self for losing spontaneity*.Lets not divert
from this topic.Listen KRK and Rakhi will do anything for fame and attention,plus the media is crazy about them.Our project will get the much needed publicity and that movie will sell like hot cakes.
A:I see it man.We are on our way to become millionaires now.
B:Yes,we'll kick Ambani's ass.

After half an hour of further discussion..

A:Bore ho raha hai.This porn thing is getting tedious.Lets have a cutting chai and then leave for home.
B:Ok.

The day after they meet again.

A:Dude I checked out this amazing chick in N.A
B:Was she a Blonde or a Brunette?
A:Neither.She's a Redhead.
B:Naaaice.

Enters C

C:I've been slyly giving ear to your plans.I'm willing to join as a 'performer'.
A:What makes you think that you can make a potential porn star.
C:Perhaps,I have this hidden talent which I need to find.To show the world that I'm capable of doing other weird stuffs with my nose.
A:Multitask.Ok.You're in.






That C turned out be Himesh Reshamiya.

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