February 7, 2011

Porno Conversation Part-2.

WARNING-This part is even more 'dirtier' than the previous one.Highly deplorable words have been used at will.It's distastefully written filled with cheap humour.So,read at your own peril.And still if you have the balls and indecency to read it,then I shall say sorry well in advance.


Exactly after a year and 10 days later,A and B decide to meet again to give their dream another shot.

One not so breezy evening.
Location-At some bar in Bandra.

A:We got to implant some ideas into our head man,soon,to give our
dream a lift.
B:But my brain isn't ejaculating any ideas anymore.
A:Wait.I've got an idea.Lets make it like a typical Karan Johar
movie.Two would be lovers meet,fight,become friends and then finally
fall in love.But for a change the movie will culminate into a love making
scene with full aesthetics.Unison of two hearts
B:Yeah.Cuming together of two hearts.We'll name the movie Dil-do(two)
A:Awesome !

After 45 minutes of heavy drinking.
A notices something.
A:That looks nice...that,your 'finger-ring'
B:Oh,I forgot to tell you.That's my engagement ring.I got engaged.
A:Congratulations!
B:She's lovely,and I'm glad to be an important part of her life now.
A:Impotent?
B:Important.You misheard me.

After another 10 minutes of heavy drinking
A:Dude sometime back I checked out this amazing chick in N.A.And
a certain part of her body was...shiny
B:She must be a red head.
A:Nah.she was bald.

A woman approaches their table.
Woman:Hello guys(in her deep-throat voice)
A&B:Hello!
Woman:Can I join you two?
A:Surely.We'd lust to have your company.
Woman:By the way,I'm new to this city.I come from Bangalore,the Silicon Valley.
A:Great!
A:Would you like to eat something.Help yourself,have these spring rolls
Woman:No.Thank you.I'm stuffed.
A:Okay.don't eat then...just swallow.

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